Funny yet Profound Aphorisms (“Quotes”) #96

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  1. Almost every married woman did not really want to be married by her man. They merely wanted to be married … and by a man.
  2. Many of those who are advised to think outside the box do not even think inside the box.
  3. Over half of the internet is a dump for useless information.
  4. It is foolish to give up on yourself. And doubly so to do that before everyone has given up on you.
  5. Research is often the search for facts that support one’s prejudice(s); and the ignoring, and/or even hiding, of facts that do the opposite.
  6. Sometimes you find yourself so grateful that a prayer of yours was not answered that you pray that it be ignored. Just in case it is on the waiting list of prayers to be answered.
  7. Thinking happens by itself. The thing that is thinking that it is it that is thinking is a product of thinking.

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Want more? Here are some of my collections of aphorisms: F for Philosopher, A for Anthropocentrism, and N for the N-Word.

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