Funny yet Profound Aphorisms (“Quotes”) #100

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elow are HALF of aphorisms of mine that I have published at least 5 WEEKS ago. Subscribe to my mailing list if you want to receive my NEW aphorisms, via EMAIL, a MONTH *before* I share them here 🧠

  1. Men pay for sex. Women pay with sex.
  2. “Caffeine” is a euphemism for “Anxiety wrapped in increased alertness”.
  3. In a fool, education can be like a full box of matches in the hand of a toddler that is home-alone.
  4. The question is not whether or not someone in your life is using you, but how are they using you.
  5. What is seen or heard is a product of seeing or hearing.
  6. Mental pain is usually caused, not by our being pushed by life to where we do not want — or away from where we want — to be, but by the friction caused by our resistance to the push.
  7. At first, meditation reveals to you, and then reminds you … every second, that among the body, the mind, and the awareness you are the third.

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Want more? Here are some of my collections of aphorisms: F for Philosopher, A for Anthropocentrism, and N for the N-Word.

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