Below are HALF of aphorisms of mine that I have published at least 5 WEEKS ago. Subscribe to my mailing list if you want to receive my NEW aphorisms, via EMAIL, a MONTH *before* I share them here 🧠

  1. Men pay for sex. Women pay with sex.
  2. “Caffeine” is a euphemism for “Anxiety wrapped in increased alertness”.
  3. In a fool, education can be like a full box of matches in the hand of a toddler that is home-alone.
  4. The question is not whether or not someone in your life is using you, but how are they using you.
  5. What is…

Below are HALF of aphorisms of mine that I have published at least 5 WEEKS ago. Subscribe to my mailing list if you want to receive my NEW aphorisms, via EMAIL, a MONTH *before* I share them here 🧠

  1. To chase pleasure is to be chased by pain.
  2. Arrogance gives confidence … a bad name.
  3. Some women wish the pregnancy tests also told them who the fathers are.
  4. We prefer ourselves into unhappiness.
  5. Being boring is as likely as being interesting to make one impossible to forget.
  6. A restless mind makes a problem of a resting body.
  7. Some of the…

Below are HALF of aphorisms of mine that I have published at least 5 WEEKS ago. Subscribe to my mailing list if you want to receive my NEW aphorisms, via EMAIL, a MONTH *before* I share them here 🧠

  1. Appreciating what you have is the best cure for missing what you have lost.
  2. To plan is to hope … without feeling passive.
  3. When conversing, some people regularly stop talking, not to listen, but to rest their tongues.
  4. Horniness pretty much always oversells an orgasm.
  5. Men are born with nothing with which to buy. Women are born with something to sell.

Below are HALF of aphorisms of mine that I have published at least 5 WEEKS ago. Subscribe to my mailing list if you want to receive my NEW aphorisms, via EMAIL, a MONTH *before* I share them here 🧠

  1. Planning for, or worrying about, a particular portion of the future does not increase your chances of reaching it.
  2. One of the main functions of jargon is to exaggerate expertise.
  3. A great idea (or strategy) is often made to seem to be a bad idea (or strategy) by bad execution … or impatience.
  4. Sometimes silence is a sign, not of not…

Below are HALF of aphorisms of mine that I have published at least 5 WEEKS ago. Subscribe to my mailing list if you want to receive my NEW aphorisms, via EMAIL, a MONTH *before* I share them here 🧠

  1. Almost every married woman did not really want to be married by her man. They merely wanted to be married … and by a man.
  2. Many of those who are advised to think outside the box do not even think inside the box.
  3. Over half of the internet is a dump for useless information.
  4. It is foolish to give up on…

Below are HALF of aphorisms of mine that I have published at least 5 WEEKS ago. Subscribe to my mailing list if you want to receive my NEW aphorisms, via EMAIL, a MONTH *before* I share them here 🧠

  1. Like great ecologists, great pessimists make us see the beauty of death.
  2. The pleasure children get from playing is way more intense, and lasts way longer, than the one adults get from being paid.
  3. Some people are lucky to no longer be, and some are unlucky to still be, alive.
  4. Unfortunately, fools think that shouting makes their arguments convincing, or more…

Below are HALF of aphorisms of mine that I have published at least 5 WEEKS ago. Subscribe to my mailing list if you want to receive my NEW aphorisms, via EMAIL, a MONTH *before* I share them here 🧠

  1. It is through the child’s eyes and ears, not genes, that he or she gets, from his or her parents, things such as humility and intolerance.
  2. A truth whispered is not less truthful. And an untruth shouted is not less untruthful.
  3. Each and every event was unavoidable, and was avoidable only in theory. Even my realizing and my saying that, and…

an aphorism by mokokoma mokhonoana
an aphorism by mokokoma mokhonoana

Below are HALF of aphorisms of mine that I have published at least 5 WEEKS ago. Subscribe to my mailing list if you want to receive my NEW aphorisms, via EMAIL, a MONTH *before* I share them here 🧠

  1. Poverty is greatly exaggerated by sanity.
  2. A huge part of culture is the painting of a particular degree or kind of foolishness as wisdom, by at least the vast majority of a particular group of fools … or mostly fools.
  3. The absence of doubt is not necessarily a sign of the presence of truth.
  4. Perception is projection.
  5. Some attempts to understand…

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A writer of unforgettable aphorisms. Some are hilarious. Some are deep and thought-provoking. And most are both.

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